Month: February 2015

  • Eleven Step Guide to Being Handy Around the House

    Eleven Step Guide to Being Handy Around the House By Robert Fulghum, from his book titled “Maybe, Maybe Not!” 1. If you can’t find a screwdriver, use a knife. If you break off the tip, it’s an improved screwdriver. 2. Try to work alone. An audience is rarely any help. 3. Despite what you may…

  • Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

  • Jose & Carlos are panhandling on the street. Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day. Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day. Jose says “Look…

  • I don’t think you are stupid. You just have bad luck when thinking.

  • 34 Quotations from ALBERT EINSTEIN

    1. “A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?” ~ Albert Einstein 2. “When the solution is simple, God is answering.” ~ Albert Einstein 3. “Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.” ~ Albert Einstein 4. “Relativity applies to physics, not…

  • In the end, success is not about who you know, it’s about you know who. ~ Robert Braul

  • If at first you don’t succeed, do it like your mother told you.

  • The beginning of success is to be different; the beginning of failure is to be the same.

  • Forgive me for allowing myself to be hurt by you so easily. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

  • How can there ever possibly be a conflict between my private interests and the public good? ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

  • Always believe your superiors, if you have any. ~ Mark Twain