Month: December 2014

  • It’s all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done. ~ Debbie Macomber

  • It’s not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what’s required. ~ Sir Winston Churchill

  • Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once. ~ Lillian Dickson

  • Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. ~ Benjamin Franklin

  • Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. ~ Susan M. Dodd

  • Most people don’t look dumb ’til they start talkin’. ~ Forest Gump

  • No explanation ever explains the necessity of making one. ~ Elbert Hubbard

  • A sermon can help people in different ways. Some rise from it greatly strengthened, others wake up from it greatly refreshed.

  • A house divided among itself is a split level. ~ Sen. J.P. Cedars

  • Praise does wonders for the sense of hearing.

  • Time tells on a man…especially a good time.

  • I never get lost because everyone always tells me where to go.

  • Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

  • Live your own life for you must die your own death.

  • There’s no sense asking if the air’s good when there’s nothing else to breathe. (The Fountainhead ?)

  • Of all escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. ~ H.L. Mencken

  • It is not what people think, it is what they know, and most people know very little. ~ H.L. Mencken

  • I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.

  • For best results, avoid doing stupid things.

  • Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.

  • Support search and rescue…get lost.

  • An English professor wrote the words, “Woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.” The women wrote: “Woman: Without her, man is nothing.”

  • All rising to great place is by a winding stair. ~ Sir Francis Bacon

  • Why love if losing hurts so much? We love to know that we are not alone. ~ Clive Staples Lewis

  • Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip. ~ Gary Allan