Month: September 2014
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Who are you to question why your god doesn’t want me to believe in him?
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The invisible and the non-existent often look very much alike.
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Everyone tells me I’m a prefectionist.
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What if this isn’t a rhetorical question?
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If there were no rhetorical questions, what would we do with our hypothetical answers?
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I think my brain has a mind of its own.
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I am one of the greatest liars in the English language–I wouldn’t be telling you this if I didn’t know it wasn’t true.
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Circular Definition: see Circular Definition
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Call me and ask about my vow of silence.
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By God, for a moment there it all made sense…
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It’s all fun and games till somebody loses an eye. Then it’s fun and games you can’t see.
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That which does not kill me may wish to hell it had….
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If life gives you lemons juggle them.
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The way to a man’s heart is to saw his sternum open.
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Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking. ~ H. L. Mencken
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It’s not the pace of life that concerns me; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
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If it were truly the thought that counted, more women would be pregnant.
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If I’m ignorant, that’s the first I’ve heard of it!
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If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
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I before E except after C. We live in a weird society!