Month: October 2013
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You never see the bad days in a photo album but it’s those days that get us from one happy snapshot to the next.
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There are three ways a man can be ruined: women, gambling, and farming. My father chose the most boring. ~ Pope John XXIII
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Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
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And on the eighth day God said, “O.K. Murphy. You take over.”
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Is it possible to be a closet claustrophobic?
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Frogs have it easy. They can eat what bugs them.
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Anger is one letter short of danger.
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The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman’s heart. ~ Josiah G. Holland
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You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of trash.
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Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette and I’m the only ashtray.
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Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny yet measurable distance from the earth every year. If you do the math, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth’s surface. This would explain the death…
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Promises are like babies: fun to make, but hell to deliver.
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Do you know that if all the smokers were laid end to end around the world, three quarters of them would drown?
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Anybody can grab a tiger by the tail. You only survive by knowing what to do next.