Month: February 2013

  • A man is known by the company he owns.

  • The higher a monkey climbs, the more you can see of its behind. ~ Joe Stilwell

  • The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong–but that’s the way to bet. ~ Damon Runyon

  • My wife is too clever to understand anything she does not like.

  • Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

  • Never resist a mad impulse to do something nice for me. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

  • Do not be like the parakeet, that says what he knows but doesn’t know what he says. ~ Spanish proverb

  • Never defend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor. ~ Ogden Nash

  • It’s not what you know that counts…it’s what you think of in time. ~ Les Aikman

  • When you win, you’re an old pro; when you lose, you’re an old man.

  • Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it. ~ Richard Lamm

  •  I don’t know what’s wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman. ~ Bruce Baum

  • Free people are not equal, and equal people are not free.  ~ Lawrence Reed  http://www.mackinac.org/3832

  • Terrorists can attack our freedom, but only Congress can destroy it.

  • I’ve completed diagnosis of your problem and can classify it as a YOYO…You’re On Your Own.

  • The right to offend is far more important than the right not to be offended. ~ Rowan Atkinson

  • To finish first, you must first finish. ~ Rick Mears

  • Make sure you finish speaking before the audience has finished listening. ~ Dorothy Sarnoff

  • Bachelor: A man who chases women and never Mrs. one.

  • If you aren’t rich you should always look useful. ~ Louis-Ferdinand Celine

  • The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously. ~  Nicholas Butler

  • The possession of arms is the distinction between a freeman and a slave. ~ James Burgh

  • I’m not drinking.  I’m self-medicating.

  • Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it. Those who live in the past are already repeating it.

  • Tears have a wisdom all their own. They come when a person has relaxed enough to let go and to work through his sorrow. They are the natural bleeding of an emotional wound, carrying the poison out of the system. Here lies the road to recovery. ~ F. Alexander Magoun