Month: January 2013
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The heart is wiser than the intellect, says the heart.
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Time heals nothing.
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I hate laundry month
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It is difficult to maintain the illusion that we are interpreting a Constitution, rather than inventing one, when we amend its provisions so freely. ~ Justice Antonin Scalia
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It is difficult to legislate morality in the absence of moral legislators. ~ Anonymous
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Music is the only sensual pleasure without vice.
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Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses.
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The early worm deserves the bird.
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To be, or not to be, those are the parameters.
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Don’t undertake vast projects with half-vast ideas.
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Amoebit: a cross between an amoeba and a rabbit; it can multiply and divide at the same time.
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A Shower is the halfway point between Bed and World.
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All my information went data way.
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I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying.
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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator.
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You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. ~ Ayn Rand
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Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn. ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Living is easy with eyes closed. ~ John Lennon
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People who complain about the way the ball bounces usually dropped it.
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National Schizophrenic’s Convention: Anybody who’s everybody will be there!
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There are two common ways to avoid thinking: one is to never read, and the other is to do nothing but read.
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We must beat the iron while it is hot, but we may polish it at leisure. ~ John Dryden
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The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
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Only dead fish go with the flow.
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Isn’t it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust.