Month: October 2012
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Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner. ~ Amy Bloom
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In a country well governed, poverty is something to be ashamed of. In a country badly governed, wealth is something to be ashamed of. ~ Confucius
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An employer once said, “What if I train my people and they leave?” and I answered, “What if you don’t train them and they stay?” ~ Evan Kirshenbaum
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God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the equipment, training, and staff to make a difference.
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Have food–will work for money.
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I don’t delegate responsibility. I delegate blame.
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I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still here.
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I’m so bored I may have to resort to doing some work.
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RTFMA. Read the manual, SIR!
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There’s gotta be an easier way of going broke.
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With feedback, decisions are judged on results. Without feedback, decisions are judged on appearance.
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I work well with others. Others. Not you.
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Seven out of ten voices in my head say “Call in sick.”
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A bit beyond perception’s reach I sometimes believe I see that Life is two locked boxes, each containing the other’s key. ~ Piet Hein
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For every vision, there is an equal and opposite revision.
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Having fear is like being thirsty or hungry—you do something about it.
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Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Some of us drink because we’re not poets. ~ Arthur Bach
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Everything is easier said than done. Except for talking–that’s about the same.
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Sometimes it’s the smallest things that take up the most room in your heart. Like blood clots.
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I recently bought a second keyboard. Now I can indulge in some stereotyping.
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LeAnn Rimes. No it doesn’t
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I’m considering becoming a mind reader. What are your thoughts?
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I had to do a presentation on children’s playground equipment. So I did a slide show.
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Double negatives are a no-no.
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Cashiers are always checking me out.