Month: October 2012

  • Marriage is not a ritual or an end.  It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner. ~ Amy Bloom

  • In a country well governed, poverty is something to be ashamed of. In a country badly governed, wealth is something to be ashamed of. ~ Confucius

  • An employer once said, “What if I train my people and they leave?” and I answered, “What if you don’t train them and they stay?” ~ Evan Kirshenbaum

  • God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the equipment, training, and staff to make a difference.

  • Have food–will work for money.

  • I don’t delegate responsibility.  I delegate blame.

  • I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still here.

  • I’m so bored I may have to resort to doing some work.

  • RTFMA. Read the manual, SIR!

  • There’s gotta be an easier way of going broke.

  • With feedback, decisions are judged on results. Without feedback, decisions are judged on appearance.

  • I work well with others. Others. Not you.

  • Seven out of ten voices in my head say “Call in sick.”

  • A bit beyond perception’s reach I sometimes believe I see that Life is two locked boxes, each containing the other’s key. ~ Piet Hein

  • For every vision, there is an equal and opposite revision.

  • Having fear is like being thirsty or hungry—you do something about it.

  • Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Some of us drink because we’re not poets. ~ Arthur Bach

  • Everything is easier said than done. Except for talking–that’s about the same.

  • Sometimes it’s the smallest things that take up the most room in your heart. Like blood clots.

  • I recently bought a second keyboard.  Now I can indulge in some stereotyping.

  • LeAnn Rimes. No it doesn’t

  • I’m considering becoming a mind reader. What are your thoughts?

  • I had to do a presentation on children’s playground equipment. So I did a slide show.

  • Double negatives are a no-no.

  • Cashiers are always checking me out.