Month: September 2012
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It’s useless to try to hold some people to anything they say while they’re madly in love, drunk, or running for office.
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Life is rich. Stay hungry, my friend.
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I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I’m terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar…
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I respect your right to believe whatever you like. I have no respect FOR your belief.
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Being a mime means never having to say you’re sorry.
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Life is a monkey flinging feces and candy. The trick is figuring out when to dodge and when to catch.
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If I’d asked the customers what they wanted, they would have said; A faster horse. ~ Henry Ford
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Removing the straw that broke the camel’s back does not necessarily allow the camel to walk again.
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Artificial intelligence has the same relation to intelligence as artificial flowers have to flowers. ~ David Parnas
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Trifles go to make perfection, and perfection is no trifle. ~ Michaelangelo
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Before we work on artificial intelligence why don’t we do something about natural stupidity? ~Steve Polyak
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And with the morn those angel faces smile Which I have loved long since and lost awhile. ~ John Henry Newman
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There is no definition of a Good day or Bad day. It all depends on you and your thoughts, that either you run the day or the day runs you.
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Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it. ~ George Orwell
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Remember, being an opponent is not the same as being an enemy. ~ Anonymous
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There are men who can think no deeper than a fact. ~ Voltaire
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The reverse side also has a reverse side. ~ Japanese Proverb
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It is not enough to aim; you must hit. ~ Italian Proverb
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That’s the secret to life…replace one worry with another…. ~ Charlie Brown
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We all have a childhood dream that when there is love, everything goes like silk, but the reality is that marriage requires a lot of compromise. ~ Raquel Welch
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In the binary system we count on our fists instead of on our fingers.
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If a case of the clap spreads is it called applause?
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Some people just don’t know how to drive: I call these people, “Everybody but me.”
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If you love any of your rights, defend all of them.
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Only a child sees things with perfect clarity, because it hasn’t developed all those filters which prevent us from seeing things that we don’t expect to see. ~ Douglas Adams