Month: August 2012
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I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
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A genius is a talented person who does his homework. ~ Thomas Edison
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Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. ~ Aldous Huxley
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They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. ~ Benjamin Franklin
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The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent vice of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. ~ Winston Churchill
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I may not agree with what you say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. ~ Evelyn Beatrice Hall
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Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. ~ Quentin Crisp
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No matter where you go, there you are. ~ Buckaroo Bonzai
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Blues cars are Chevy’s and Cadillac’s. Other acceptable blues transportation is a Greyhound bus or a southbound train. Walkin’ plays a major part in the blues lifestyle. So does fixin’ to die.
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You can’t have the blues in an office or a shopping mall; the lighting is wrong.
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To have a successful relationship I must learn to make it look like I’m giving as much as I’m getting.
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Does my quiet self-pity get to you or should I move up to incessant nagging?
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Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears.
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I can change any thought that hurts into a reality that hurts even more.
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In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.
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If I won the lottery, I wouldn’t be one of those people who immediately quit their jobs. I’d make my boss’s life a living hell for a week or two first.
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I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can’t be blamed on somebody else.
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Went to court the other day. I plead contemporary insanity.
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Adults are just kids who owe money.
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Don’t worry. I forgot your name, too!
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No one is too busy to tell you how busy they are. ++
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One does what one is; one becomes what one does. ~ Robert von Musil
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The first condition of immortality is death. ~ Stanislaw J. Lec
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When a new hive is done bees have a house swarming party.
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A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.