Month: August 2012

  • I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

  • A genius is a talented person who does his homework. ~ Thomas Edison

  • Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. ~ Aldous Huxley

  • They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. ~ Benjamin Franklin  

  • The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent vice of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. ~  Winston Churchill

  • I may not agree with what you say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. ~ Evelyn Beatrice Hall

  • Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. ~ Quentin Crisp

  • No matter where you go, there you are. ~ Buckaroo Bonzai

  • Blues cars are Chevy’s and Cadillac’s. Other acceptable blues transportation is a Greyhound bus or a southbound train. Walkin’ plays a major part in the blues lifestyle. So does fixin’ to die.

  • You can’t have the blues in an office or a shopping mall; the lighting is wrong.

  • To have a successful relationship I must learn to make it look like I’m giving as much as I’m getting.

  • Does my quiet self-pity get to you or should I move up to incessant nagging?

  • Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears.

  • I can change any thought that hurts into a reality that hurts even more.  

  • In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.

  • If I won the lottery, I wouldn’t be one of those people who immediately quit their jobs. I’d make my boss’s life a living hell for a week or two first.

  • I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can’t be blamed on somebody else.

  • Went to court the other day.  I plead contemporary insanity.

  • Adults are just kids who owe money.

  • Don’t worry. I forgot your name, too!

  • No one is too busy to tell you how busy they are.   ++

  • One does what one is; one becomes what one does.  ~ Robert von Musil

  • The first condition of immortality is death. ~ Stanislaw J. Lec

  • When a new hive is done bees have a house swarming party.

  • A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.