Month: October 2011

  • We must adjust to changing times and still hold to unchanging principles. ~ Jimmy Carter  

  • Can you remember when day-care centers were called home?  

  • In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy. ~ Fran Lebowitz  

  • Capitalism without bankruptcy is like Christianity without hell. ~ Frank Borman  

  • The ten most important two letter words, in the English language is: IF IT IS TO BE IT IS UP TO ME.  

  • Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove that you can stand.  

  • What’s needed in government is more horse sense and less nonsense.

  • There is only one giant machine operated by pygmies, and that is bureaucracy. ~ Honore de Balzac  

  • The hippo has no sting, but the wise man would rather be sat upon by the bee. ~ Polish proverb

  • And Nathan said to David, ‘Thou art the man’. ~ Bible, 2 Samuel 12:7 Hence, today’s idiom, “You da man…!”  

  • Did it ever occur to you that nothing occurs to God?  

  • Whenever I’m sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches… ~ Anonymous

  • Even people that believe in predestination look both ways before crossing the street. ~ Stephen Hawking

  • If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn’t pay Smith. ~ Robert Green Ingersoll  

  • What color is a chameleon on a mirror?  

  • Q: How do you spell “onomatopoeia”? A: The way it sounds  

  • Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Opportunity. Don’t be silly–opportunity doesn’t knock twice!  

  • Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.  

  • As of 1992, they’re called European Economic Community fries.  

  • All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any marriage run smoothly:  You know dear, you may be right.  

  • A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves. ~ Edward R. Murrow  

  • If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom; and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will lose that, too. ~ Somerset Maugham  

  • It is not the business of government to make men virtuous or religious, or to preserve the fool from the consequences of his own folly. Government should be repressive no further than is necessary to secure liberty by protecting the equal rights of each from aggression on the part of others, and the moment governmental…

  • Religion is the opiate of the masses. ~ Karl Marx Winners don’t do drugs. ~ the FBI  

  • I was high on life, but eventually I built up a tolerance.  ~ Arj Barker