Month: August 2011
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I’ve reached the age where competence is a turn-on. ~ Billy Joel
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Women like silent men. They think they’re listening. ~ Marcel Achard
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I’m afraid to win, and afraid to lose; I hate a draw and can’t stop competing; otherwise I’m fine. ~ Mignon McLaughlin ++
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It is important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to friendship that we are not. ~ Mignon McLaughlin
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If you can’t convince them, confuse them. ~ Harry S. Truman ++
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Humor results when society says you can’t scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public. ~ Tom Walsh ++
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I may be a twin but I’m one of a kind. ~ Anonymous
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The important thing is this: To be able at any moment to sacrifice that which we are for what we could become. ~ Charles DuBois
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The older I get, the better I was.
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It’s not who you know, it’s who knows you.
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Pitch or get off the mound.
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Whoever is in charge of making sure I don’t do dumb stuff is fired.
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Did you know that humans are the only species to go out of our way to obtain milk after we’ve been weaned? I think that’s because we were the only species with cookies.
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Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
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How do we not have lightsabers yet? Its like scientists aren’t even trying.
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You never realize how weird your family is until you start to describe them to someone else.
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A buffet is where you find out what kind of person you really are.
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Apparently, cluelessness is a sign of stupidity. I had no idea.
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I imagine that in some cultures, I would be considered successful. Hey—it’s MY imagination…
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Change your profile picture to your favorite moon of the planet Jupiter to help fight childhood obesity amongst cats. Copy and paste to spread the word.
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Just once I’d like to learn something the easy way.
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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day while inside my fort.
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No matter how little I do in a day…I always feel like I could have done less.
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Getting old is like a haunted house. There are sounds and smells that can’t be explained.
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I danced like no one was watching. Court date is pending…