Month: June 2011
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You will not be given any more straw yet you must produce your full quota of bricks. ~ Bible, Exodus 5:18
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My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle. ~ Mal Reynolds
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Just because the message may never be received does not mean it is not worth sending. ~ Anonymous
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‘Carpe Diem’ does not mean ‘fish of the day.’
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Gun Control isn’t about guns. It’s about control. Theirs.
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In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
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I used to be “with it,” but then they changed what “it” was; now what I’m “with” isn’t “it.” ~ Anonymous
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Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. ~ Oscar Wilde
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Life is all about ass. You’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it or trying to get a piece of it. ~ Anonymous
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Consistency is the final refuge of the unimaginative. ~ Oscar Wilde
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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ++
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Fortunate is he for whom the belle toils.
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You have two brains, the left and the right, like all normal people. But the problem is: in your left brain, there is nothing right and in your right brain, there is nothing left.
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Keep Earth clean, it’s not Uranus.
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I was feeling a little off today, but my wife turned me on.
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My wife has a black belt in shopping.
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God gives us faces; we create our own expressions.
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God doesn’t discriminate … only religions do.
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For good or ill, your conversation is your advertisement. Every time you open your mouth you let the people look into your mind. ~ Bruce Barton
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Forget yourself when with others and others will not forget you.
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Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
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Flirtation: attention without intention.
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Every truth has two sides; it is well to look at both, before we commit ourselves to either. ~ Aesop
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Laughter is like changing a baby’s diaper. It doesn’t permanently solve any problems, but it makes thing more acceptable for awhile.
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An adolescent is a person who acts like a baby when they aren’t treated like an adult. ++