Month: June 2011

  • You will not be given any more straw yet you must produce your full quota of bricks. ~ Bible, Exodus 5:18

  • My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle. ~ Mal Reynolds

  • Just because the message may never be received does not mean it is not worth sending. ~ Anonymous

  • ‘Carpe Diem’ does not mean ‘fish of the day.’  

  • Gun Control isn’t about guns.  It’s about control. Theirs.  

  • In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.  

  • I used to be “with it,” but then they changed what “it” was; now what I’m “with” isn’t “it.” ~ Anonymous  

  • Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot.  In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. ~ Oscar Wilde  

  • Life is all about ass.  You’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it or trying to get a piece of it. ~ Anonymous  

  • Consistency is the final refuge of the unimaginative. ~ Oscar Wilde  

  • If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?   ++  

  • Fortunate is he for whom the belle toils.  

  • You have two brains, the left and the right, like all normal people. But the problem is: in your left brain, there is nothing right and in your right brain, there is nothing left.

  • Keep Earth clean, it’s not Uranus.  

  • I was feeling a little off today, but my wife turned me on.  

  • My wife has a black belt in shopping.  

  • God gives us faces; we create our own expressions.  

  • God doesn’t discriminate … only religions do.  

  • For good or ill, your conversation is your advertisement.  Every time you open your mouth you let the people look into your mind. ~ Bruce Barton  

  • Forget yourself when with others and others will not forget you.  

  • Forbidden fruit creates many jams.  

  • Flirtation:  attention without intention.  

  • Every truth has two sides; it is well to look at both, before we commit ourselves to either. ~ Aesop  

  • Laughter is like changing a baby’s diaper.  It doesn’t permanently solve any problems, but it makes thing more acceptable for awhile.

  • An adolescent is a person who acts like a baby when they aren’t treated like an adult.  ++