Month: February 2011

  • If winning isn’t everything, why do they keep score? ~ Vince Lombardi

  • Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. ~ Marion Barry (Mayor; Washington, DC)

  • Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I cant help but cry.  I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff. ~ Mariah Carey

  • My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

  • This road we’re on may twist and bend but it doesn’t begin and it doesn’t end. ~ Anonymous

  • It doesn’t matter what you say about someone once they’re gone. What matters is how you treat them when they’re still here. ~ David Silver (Beverly Hills 90210)

  • Wisdom is not additive; its maximum is that of the wisest man in a given group. ~ Robert A Heinlein

  • To be matter of fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy–and dull fantasy at that, as the real world is strange and wonderful. ~ Robert A Heinlein

  • Touch is the most fundamental sense. A baby experiences it, all over, before he is born and long before he learns to use sight, hearing, or taste, and no human ever ceases to need it. Keep your children short on pocket money–but long on hugs. ~ Robert A. Heinlein

  • A history, like a life, is just what a person chooses to remember. ~ Anonymous

  • I wish I could bubble wrap my heart. ~ McFly

  • The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. ~ Erma Bombeck

  • I don’t think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups. ~ Rita Rudner

  • To be number one, you have to train like your number two. ~ Maurice Greene

  • I was staying in Florida at a motel called The Three Palms, run by an older couple, one of whom was missing a hand. ~ Emo Philips

  • I took my grandmother to the emergency room.  The doctor said that she was on an artificial life support system, and that although her brain was dead her heart was still beating.  I thought, “We’ve never had a democrat in the family before.” ~ Emo Philips

  • A mobile home with a flat tire is a home. ~ Demetri Martin

  • I’m no good with women.  I went up to a woman at a bar and said to her, “I’ve got a condom with your name on it.”  She said, “You must be mistaken, my name’s not ‘Trojan Extra Small.’” ~ Ed Knight

  • When my sister was in high school, she went out with the captain of the chess team.  My parents loved him ‘cause they figured any guy who took three hours to make a move was okay. ~ Brian Kiley

  • I must write it all out, at any cost. Writing is thinking. It is more than living, for it is being conscious of living. ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh

  • Adversity:  That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable. ~ Despair, Inc (www.despair.com ) (A web site you should visit!)

  • Dysfunction:  The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you. ~ Despair, Inc (www.despair.com  A web-site you should visit!)

  • Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

  • The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story.  It changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender; because this kiss already has within it that surrender. ~ Emil Ludwig

  • He’s so dense, light bends around him.