Month: January 2011

  • He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage—he won’t encounter many rivals. ~ Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

  • If you would lift me up, you must be on higher ground. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

  • Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense. ~ George Ade

  • I am continually fascinated at the difficulty intelligent people have in distinguishing what is controversial from what is merely offensive. ~ Nora Ephron

  • Of course I’m against sin; I’m against anything that I’m too old to enjoy. ~ Anonymous

  • I’ve been things and seen places. ~ Mae West

  • Many have too much, but none enough. ~ Danish Proverb

  • Quarrels would not last long if the fault were only on one side. ~ François de La Rochefoucauld

  • To be together, you need TO-GET-HER.

  • Sun follows rain, strength follows pain…Sun follows rain, time heals the pain. ~ Brenda Russell

  • There are two fools in every market:  one asks too little, one asks too much. ~ Russian proverb

  • If it’s painful for you to criticize your friends, you’re safe in doing it; if you take the slightest pleasure in it, that’s the time to hold your tongue. ~ Alice Duer Miller

  • There are times when forgetting can be just as important as remembering, and even more difficult. ~ Harry and Joan Miller

  • Humor comes from self-confidence. ~ Rita Mae Brown

  • It is easy to perform a good action, but not easy to acquire a settled habit of performing such actions. ~ Aristotle

  • There are some days I practice positive thinking.  And other days I’m not positive I am thinking. ~ John M. Eades

  • People’s attitudes have been changing over the past 15 years, but China is still the world’s biggest consumer of dogs. ~ Jill Robinson

  • There are too many mediocre things to deal with.  Love shouldn’t be one of them. ~ Jill Robinson

  • There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path! ~ Morpheus (The Matrix)

  • There is truth in humor, but not humor in truth.

  • The trouble with man is two-fold; he cannot learn truths which are too complicated… he forgets truths which are too simple.

  • The way you see people is the way you treat them. And the way you treat them is what they become. ~ Goethe

  • The world would run a lot smoother if more men knew how to dance.

  • Every luxury must be paid for, and everything is a luxury, starting with being in the world. ~ Cesare Pavese

  • Anything unrelated to elephants is irr-elephant.