Month: December 2010
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It’s a dangerous business going out your front door. ~ J. R. R. Tolkien
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New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving the road to hell with them as usual. ~ Mark Twain
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In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship, but never in want. ~ Irish toast
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Your Merry Christmas may depend on what others do for you … but your Happy New Year depends on what you do for others. ~ Anonymous
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Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. ~ Benjamin Franklin
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Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. ~ Bill Vaughn
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People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. ~ Anonymous
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He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.
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If people were meant to go around naked, they would have been born that way. ~ Playboy
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They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it. ~ Gracie Allen ++
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It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I’m right. ~ Moliere
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Christmas is at our throats again. ~ Noel Coward
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Farting DOES NOT constitute “aroma therapy.” ~ Adrienne Gusoff
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Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach is aiming about ten inches too high. ~ Adrienne Gusoff
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Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies. ~ Adrienne Gusoff
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Mellow is the man who knows what he’s been missing. ~ Led Zeppelin
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A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. ~ Leopold Stokowski
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You’ll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him. ~ Lou Holtz
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I am what I am. Are you what you are or What? ~ Alanis Morissette
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Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. ~ C.J. Cherryh
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Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. ~ David Moulton
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Save Your Breath … You’ll need it to blow up your date! ++
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When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes. ~ Henry Miller
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Do I mind if you smoke? I don’t care if you burn to the ground!
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The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the sixties I tested everything. ~ Bill “The Spaceman” Lee