Month: December 2010

  • It’s a dangerous business going out your front door. ~ J. R. R. Tolkien

  • New Year’s Day:  Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions.  Next week you can begin paving the road to hell with them as usual. ~ Mark Twain

  • In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship, but never in want.  ~ Irish toast

  • Your Merry Christmas may depend on what others do for you … but your Happy New Year depends on what you do for others. ~ Anonymous

  • Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. ~ Benjamin Franklin

  • Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. ~ Bill Vaughn

  • People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. ~ Anonymous

  • He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.

  • If people were meant to go around naked, they would have been born that way. ~ Playboy

  • They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it. ~ Gracie Allen    ++

  • It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I’m right. ~ Moliere

  • Christmas is at our throats again. ~ Noel Coward

  • Farting DOES NOT constitute “aroma therapy.” ~ Adrienne Gusoff

  • Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach is aiming about ten inches too high. ~ Adrienne Gusoff

  • Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies. ~ Adrienne Gusoff

  • Mellow is the man who knows what he’s been missing. ~ Led Zeppelin

  • A painter paints pictures on canvas.  But musicians paint their pictures on silence. ~ Leopold Stokowski

  • You’ll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him. ~ Lou Holtz

  • I am what I am.  Are you what you are or What? ~ Alanis Morissette

  • Ignorance killed the cat.  Curiosity was framed. ~ C.J. Cherryh

  • Why is American beer served cold?  So you can tell it from urine. ~ David Moulton

  • Save Your Breath … You’ll need it to blow up your date!    ++

  • When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes. ~ Henry Miller

  • Do I mind if you smoke? I don’t care if you burn to the ground!

  • The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing.  I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago.  All through the sixties I tested everything. ~ Bill “The Spaceman” Lee