Month: October 2010
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Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. ~ Edward De Bono
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Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. ~ H. L. Mencken
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Freedom of press is limited to those who own one. ~ H. L. Mencken
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Q: What is George W. Bush’s position on Roe v Wade? A: He doesn’t care how black people leave New Orleans. ~ Anonymous
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I used to wonder what was so holy about a silent night, now I have a child. ~ Anonymous
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Christ is so cool. He’s born, I get presents. He dies, I get candy. ~ Anonymous
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I am erotic. You are kinky. They are perverts. ~ Anonymous
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It may look like I’m doing nothing, but I’m actively waiting for my problems to go away. ~ Anonymous
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? ~ Anonymous
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You know you’re getting older when you frequently find yourself telling people what a loaf of bread USED to cost. ~ Anonymous
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You know you’re getting older You don’t care where your wife goes, just so you don’t have to go along. ~ Anonymous
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You know you’re getting older Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. ~ Anonymous
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You know you’re getting older when…90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ~ Anonymous
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If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
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You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you! ~ Anonymous
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Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
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Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician. ++
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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? ~ Anonymous
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Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy. ~ Anonymous
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Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your…? ~ Anonymous
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Always try to be modest and be proud of it! ~ Anonymous
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There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics. ~ Benjamin Disraeli
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My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. ~ Benjamin Disraeli
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I used to believe in forever . . . but forever was too good to be true. ~ Winnie the Pooh, A.A. Milne