You can’t be that good; you work for me.
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The word good has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man. ~ Chesterton
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
If you say something stupid and no one disagrees, then you know you’re the boss. ~ Phil Simborg
It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating. ~ Jack Handey
Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position. ~ Christopher Marlow
Last week Human Resources said they were going to garnish my wages. Call me dense, but I fail to see how a sprig of parsley in my paycheck will make it any more attractive. ~ David Henry
Psychic: An individual having an uncanny, seemingly supernatural, talent for extracting money from morons. ~ Charles Bufe
Today’s pay slip has more deductions than a Sherlock Holmes novel. ~ Raymond Cvikota
We know there is a problem with communication but we are not going to discuss it in front of the entire staff. ~ Anonymous
The person who writes the bank’s commercials is not the person who makes the loans.
If I subtract my grief from my joy, what is the balance? ~ Joseph Stroud (paraphrased)
When we fall in love with someone there’s a moment when we take a picture of that person, an emotional snapshot, that we carry with us forever. If we are lucky, very lucky, the person we fall in love with will always resemble that snapshot. ~ Jim Geoghan