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You’re not yourself today.  It’s nice.

I try to watch what I eat and yet my eyes just aren’t quick enough.

There’s a bunch of different crunches that affect the abs…my favorite is Nestle’s.

Computer games don’t affect kids. I mean, if PacMan affected us as kids, we’d be running around in darkened rooms munching on pills and listening to repetitive music.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. ~ Oscar Wilde

I find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at.

And which dwarf are you?

I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier. Must be going through a tough period in her life.

With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand miles closer to globular cluster 13 in the constellation Hercules, and still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no such thing as progress. — Ransom K. Ferm

I give you bitter pills in sugar coating. The pills are harmless; the poison is in the sugar.  ~ Stanislaw J. Lec

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.  ~ Carrie Snow

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there are men on base. ~ Dave Barry

If you don’t care where you are, you ain’t lost.

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you’re not part of the steamroller, you’re part of the road. ~ Stewart Brand

Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse. ~ Miguel de Cervantes

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. ~ Maria Montessori

Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it. ~ Maya Angelou

Parkinson’s Law / Throop’s Corollary

Parkinson’s Law Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion. Throop’s Corollary To keep work from expanding to fill all your time, you must strictly limit the time available for its completion.

The real world is not user-friendly.

Why does our culture consider supervising good work more deserving of respect and compensation than doing good work?

Just because there’s twilight doesn’t mean you can’t tell the difference between night and day.

Rules are solutions to yesterday’s problems.

A life consisting exclusively of things that are Good For You is bad for you.

Isn’t it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists. ~ Kelvin R. Throop III

The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets of the heart. ~Saint Jerome

Life is extinct on other planets because their scientists were more advanced than ours.

Until Eve arrived, this was a man’s world.  ~ Richard Armour

Q: What do you get when you cross an ethernet with an income statement? A: A local area networth.

Oh yeah, life goes on Long after the thrill Of living is gone. ~ John Cougar Mellencamp

Man has only those rights he can defend.

Don’t join the book burners. Don’t think you are going to conceal thoughts by concealing evidence that they ever existed. ~ Dwight D. Eisenhower

The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously. ~ Henry Kissinger

I don’t think the world should be made so safe that we lose the educational benefits of consequences. ~ Virgil Elliot

Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet. ~ Dan Bennett

More is better, and even more is even better. ~ John Jacob Astor

Sex is not the most important thing in the world, but it ain’t third or fourth, either. ~ Joe E. Lewis

At times I think and at times I am. ~ Paul Valery

If you start out depressed, everything is kind of like a pleasant surprise. ~ Lloyd Dobler (“Say Anything”)

Your opinion of me has no cash value. ~ Uncle Andre (“We’re No Angels”)

The more you have, the more you want … but the less you have, the wider the selection.

We’re here for a good time, not a long time. ~ Trooper

I’ll be ill if you remove the apostrophe.

I think men who lose their penis should be remembered.

 Any sufficiently low technology is indistinguishable from hard work.

Don’t judge a book by its cover, or who to love by your mother.

Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up. ~ Joseph Barth

If a man truly wants to communicate with his wife, he must enter her world of emotions. ~ Gary Smalley

You can’t leave footprints in the sands of time if you’re sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time? ~ Bob Moawad

It kills me sometimes, how people die.~ Markus Zusak, The Book Thief

Ah well, they say it’s not as bad as they say it is.