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Don’t pray when it rains if you don’t pray when the sun shines. ~ Satchel Paige

Life isn’t like a box of chocolates… it’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

Before I can retaliate, does someone first have to taliate?

Two gay guys were dancing when one said to the other, “Why do you always get an erection when we dance together?” The other replied, “Because you dance like an asshole!”

My daughter has taken up meditation–at least it’s better than sitting doing nothing.

It’s easy to make a buck. It’s a lot tougher to make a difference. ~ Tom Brokaw

Teach a child to be polite and courteous and, when he grows up, he’ll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.

The mistakes made by Congress wouldn’t be so bad if the next Congress didn’t keep trying to correct them. ~ Cullen Hightower