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Day July 22, 2013

In the absence of time we are left with the changeless, since change can take place only in time. ~ John Dobson

Fight Crime: Shoot Back.

Remember: Stop lights timed for 35 mph…..are also timed for 70 mph.

It is later than we think–and some of us are not thinking!

Those who complain they don’t get all they deserve often should be congratulating themselves.

It is a dog-eat-dog world out there and I’m wearing Milk Bone underwear. ~ Norm, in “Cheers”

How do they get all those little metal bits on a zipper to line up so well?

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. ~ Bertrand de Jouvenel

Immortality and Wishes

I met a fairy today and she said she would grant me one wish. “I want to live forever,” I said. “Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that!” “Fine,” I said, “then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!” “You crafty bastard,” said the […]

Did you hear about the cat that swallowed the duck?  He became a duck-filled fatty-puss.

It isn’t necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It’s only necessary to be rich. ~ Alan Alda

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. ~ George Burns