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Day April 7, 2013

If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother.

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry.

One of the hardest things to imagine is that you are not smarter than average. ~ Jonathan Fuerbringer

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. ~ Susan M. Dodd

Our visions of what is better are always informed by our perception of what is bad about our present situation. ~ Lugones & Spelman

Following the rules will not get the job done. Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.

Thank God for dirty dishes, They have a tale to tell; While others may go hungry, We’re eating very well. ~ Anonymous

Vacuums don’t clean houses.  People clean houses. ~ Lew Schneider (Nature abhors a vacuum, and so do I.)

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always your turn to do the dishes.

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn.  ~ C.E. Cowman

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ~ Erma Bombeck

I dreamed of wind, a wind there came And through the branches blew.  I dreamed of leaves, of leave of gold, And leaves of gold there grew.  J. R. R. Tolkien

Thanks to television, for the first time the young are seeing history made before it is censored by their elders. ~ Margaret Mead