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Day February 23, 2013

A man is known by the company he owns.

The higher a monkey climbs, the more you can see of its behind. ~ Joe Stilwell

The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong–but that’s the way to bet. ~ Damon Runyon

My wife is too clever to understand anything she does not like.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Never resist a mad impulse to do something nice for me. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Do not be like the parakeet, that says what he knows but doesn’t know what he says. ~ Spanish proverb

Never defend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor. ~ Ogden Nash

It’s not what you know that counts…it’s what you think of in time. ~ Les Aikman

When you win, you’re an old pro; when you lose, you’re an old man.

Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it. ~ Richard Lamm

 I don’t know what’s wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman. ~ Bruce Baum

Free people are not equal, and equal people are not free.  ~ Lawrence Reed  http://www.mackinac.org/3832