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Day February 10, 2013

Woman who eat cookies in bed at night will wake up feeling crumby.

A 400 pound lady who likes both men and women is a bisexual built for two.

I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done.  ~ Lucille Ball

If life gives you LEMONS, just rearrange the letters and you have MELONS

It is no contradiction – the most important single thing we can do to stimulate investment in today’s economy is to raise consumption by major reduction of individual income tax rates. ~ John F. Kennedy

When you are tough on yourself, life is going to be infinitely easier on you. ~ Zig Ziglar

Gun Control: Use both hands.

The trouble with theocracy is that everyone wants to be Theo. ~ James Dunn

You know your god is man-made when he hates all the same people you do.

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

A friend is a person who goes around saying nice things about you behind your back.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?