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Day November 4, 2012

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. ~ Ovid

I never reprimand a boy in the evening–darkness and a troubled mind are a poor combination. ~ Frank L. Boyden

If you don’t change your beliefs, your life will be like this forever. Is that good news? ~ Douglas Adams

We are rarely proud when we are alone. ~ Voltaire

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship–never. ~ Charles Caleb Colton

She’ll never love you better than she loves her own children. ~ Mark Lawrence

When you take a woman away from her man, what you get is a woman who can be taken away from her man. ~ Mark Lawrence

No, I don’t understand my husband’s theory of relativity, but I know my husband and I know he can be trusted. ~ Elsa Einstein

The modern definition of ‘racist’ is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal. ~ Peter Brimelow

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb. ~ Benjamin Franklin

Dreams are real as long as they last. Can we say more of life? ~ Havelock Ellis

And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this crap. For God’s sake, they were blowing peoples’ heads off because they put a tax on their breakfast beverage. And it wasn’t even coffee. ~ Dennis Miller

Remember, guns don’t kill people–unless you practice real hard. ~ Bill Maher

Church is not a museum for saints, but rather a hospital for sinners. ~ Ann Landers

I can’t give you brains, but I can give you a diploma. ~ The Wizard of OZ

If I want your opinion, I’ll read your entrails. ~ Doug Shewfelt

GPS is just another excuse for men not to ask for directions. ~ Richard Horwitz

I called the Census Bureau to see why they hadn’t sent me a form, and they said that I was too nondescript to influence the demographics one way or another. ~ Liz Stokes

Our reasoning goes something like this:  “If I want it, I need it.  If I need it, it’s my right.  If it’s my right, someone should give it to me.  Or else I’ll sue.” ~ Newsweek June 27, 1994

It may occur to you to wonder, what if Jesus had actually said, “The geek shall inherit the earth,” but was just misquoted?  Then you’ll start to worry…

The universe does not have laws–it has habits, and habits can be broken.  

Nothing screams ‘poor workmanship’ like wrinkles in the duct tape.

My new dress. Do you like it? It’s from my favorite designer: On Sale.~ Rita Rudner

The trouble with words is that you never know whose mouth they’ve been in. ~ Dennis Potter

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. ~ Budd Schulberg