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Day October 20, 2012

A bit beyond perception’s reach I sometimes believe I see that Life is two locked boxes, each containing the other’s key. ~ Piet Hein

For every vision, there is an equal and opposite revision.

Having fear is like being thirsty or hungry—you do something about it.

Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Some of us drink because we’re not poets. ~ Arthur Bach

Everything is easier said than done. Except for talking–that’s about the same.

Sometimes it’s the smallest things that take up the most room in your heart. Like blood clots.

I recently bought a second keyboard.  Now I can indulge in some stereotyping.

LeAnn Rimes. No it doesn’t

I’m considering becoming a mind reader. What are your thoughts?

I had to do a presentation on children’s playground equipment. So I did a slide show.

Double negatives are a no-no.

Cashiers are always checking me out.

Did you know that the average married couple argues 412 times a year? Well, 415 actually, but try telling her that.

I say tomato you say tomato. Doesn’t quite have the same effect in print.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on reverse psychology.  The librarian says, “You don’t want to read that.”

My three unwritten rules: 1. 2. 3.

I’ve thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year’s resolution:  1024×768.

By and large, the women involved in online dating are bi, and large.