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Day October 7, 2012

Too many decisions are measured with a micrometer, marked with chalk, and cut with an ax.

Where did bigots get the idea that God is as small-minded as they are? ~ Wolfman Jack

What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?

I always wanted to be a procrastinator!

Santa scrambled is Satan.  Coincidence?  I think not!

Some days I think I’m a wheel short of a unicycle.

 ”Live Long and Prosper”  ~ Vulcan proverb “And Eat Well” ~Jewish addendum to Vulcan proverb “Feast On Your Enemies!” ~ Klingon interpretation of Jewish addendum to Vulcan proverb

 Remember the famous quote from a writer to a sniping critic: “Where were you when the page was blank?”

With friends like these, who needs to hallucinate?

God has angels to help with her work, the devil has politicians. ~ Anonymous

That’s what desire IS. The need for what we can’t have. The need for what’s readily available is called greed. ~ Mike Carey

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 per cent delusion. ~ Tina Fey

A study of economics reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. ~ Marty Allen

Everything I’ve ever done I’ve never been ready to do. ~ Lyle Lovett

You’ve got to try hard not to be nice. ~ Vince Gill