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It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But…it is better to be good than to be ugly. ~ Oscar Wilde

If we men married the woman we deserve, we should have a very tedious time of it. ~ Oscar Wilde

I saw a dentist and a manicurist fight tooth and nail.

They said you were a great asset. I told them they were off by two letters.

Mr/Ms Politician, before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

I recommend you go to a palmist rather than a mind reader.  I know you have a palm.

Why is your index finger the same size as your nostrils?

Why get even, when you can get odd?

Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic?

You can always find a capable helping hand at the end of your own sleeve. ~ Zig Ziglar

There are two ways to climb an oak tree. You can climb it, or you can sit on an acorn and wait for it to grow. ~ Anonymous

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad.  An optimist is a man who hopes they are.  ~ Chauncey Mitchell Depew