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Day February 19, 2012

Winning isn’t everything.  Wanting to is. ~ Catfish Hunter  

The woods are lovely dark and deep but I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep, and miles to go before I sleep. ~ Robert Frost  

If you are going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it you might as well laugh about it now. ~ Marie Osmond  

A Right Way And A Wrong Way to Ask…

Two Jesuit priests both wanted a cigarette while they prayed. They decided to ask their bishop for permission. The first asked but was told no. A little while later he spotted his friend smoking. “Why did the Bishop allow you to smoke and not me?” he asked. “Because you asked if you could smoke while […]

In driving, there are two types of motorists–those who drive as if they owned the road, and those who drive as if they owned the car.  

The Ten Commandments Of Street Smarts (Mark H. McCormack)

1.  Never underestimate the importance of money.  It’s how business people keep score! 2.  Never overestimate the value of money.  Cash is important, but sometimes not as important as respect, thanks, integrity, or the thrill of a job well done. 3.  You can never have too many friends in business…  Given a choice always do […]

Society doesn’t have values. People have values. ~ Milton Friedman  

Sometimes I feel like I’m just circling the airport. ~ Grace Hodgson  

I’m perfectly willing to compromise, but God wants to have everything his own way. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant  

I don’t know if I can live on my income or not–the government won’t let me try it. ~ Bob Thaves  

Scientists have yet to explain how 300 people can be working at a Wal-Mart but only 4 registers will be open.  

Does anyone else have that light switch in your house that you really don’t know what it goes to?  

Recipe for disaster?  We live in a country that has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.

To Whom it May Concern: I don’t mean to sound slutty but use me whenever you want. Sincerely, Proper Grammar  

I do my best proofreading right after I hit send.  

Chicken pot pie sounds like a good idea. If you add commas.  

Inflation hasn’t ruined everything.  A dime can still be used as a screwdriver. ~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.  

I’m no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs, and forty-two-hundred hits. ~ Pete Rose    

I told my wife we don’t communicate well. She told me to shut up.  

…if you’re too loyal to your own suffering, you forget that others suffer, too. ~ Teju Cole  

There is no how it is, only how it is for you. ~ Tim Brownson  

We experience life as a continuity, and only after it falls away, after it becomes the past, do we see its discontinuities.  The past, if there is such a thing, is mostly empty space, great expanses of nothing, in which significant persons and events float. ~ Teju Cole