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Day January 10, 2012

Monogamy leaves a lot to be desired. ~ Anonymous  

They say the grass is greener on the other side, but have you ever flipped it over?  

The world doesn’t just disappear when you close your eyes, does it?  

Some people are so sensitive they’d feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooked them.  

I like angles, but only to a degree.  

They think, therefore I am. ~ God  

I saw the light. I turned it off.  

A diagnostic is someone who doesn’t know whether there are two gods.  

The word stifle is an anagram of itself.  

Think ‘HONK’ if you’re Telepathic.  

Down with gravity!  

If you friend request me on Facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you’re a transformer.  

If PLAN A doesn’t work, stay cool.  The alphabet has 25 more letters.

Be yourself. No one can ever tell you you’re doing it wrong.  

Buy the beer first, this job ain’t gonna be easy.  

The joyfulness of a man prolongeth his days. ~ New Testament Translation: Laugh and you’ll live longer…  

God gave the Angels wings and humans chocolate. ~ Debbie Macomber  

You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty. ~ Henrik Ibsen  

An optimist is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it’s a forgery.  

What part of THOU SHALT NOT don’t you understand?  

You have to wonder about humans, they think God is dead and Elvis is alive! ~ Anonymous  

Five Balls (Extract from “Suzanne’s Diary to Nicholas” by James Patterson)

Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air. You name them – Work – Family – Health – Friends – Spirit, and you’re keeping all of these in the air. You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will bounce […]

The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it. ~ Anonymous  

No human beings were around during the Ice Age because it was the pre-stork era. ~ Richard Lederer  

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. ~ Bugs Bunny  

I have to speak what is in my mind; what is in my mind is more interesting than what’s going on outside of it. ~ Anonymous  

Those who never quote, in return are never quoted. ~ Issac D’Israeli  

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast. ~ Demetri Martin  

You have decided being scared is caused mostly by thinking. ~ David Foster Wallace

It is never too late to be what you might have been. ~ George Eliot  

Sometimes you get a flash of what you look like to other people. ~ Zadie Smith

It is no way to live, to wait to love. ~ Dave Eggers