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Month December 2011

Society exists for the benefit of its members, not the members for the benefit of society. ~ Herbert Spencer

Bad decisions make good stories.

LOL has gone from meaning “Laugh Out Loud” to “I have nothing else to say.”  

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?  

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.  

Circular arguments often make the rounds.  

Happiness is the place between too little and too much.

Love doesn’t really make the world go round, but it makes the ride worthwhile.

It’s good to question authority, but not mine.

How to Smile Daily

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.  See if they slow down.   2. On all your check stubs, write “For Marijuana.”   ++   3. Skip down the street rather than walk, and see how many looks you get.   4. Order […]

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. ~ Stendhal  

Music soothes the savage beast…unless it’s polka.  

If things get any worse, I’ll have to ask you to stop helping me.  

Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.    ++  

It’s hard to soar like an eagle when you’re working with turkeys. ~ Jerry Dey

85% of the worlds work is done by people who don’t feel very well. ~ Winston Churchill    ++  

Stop Global Whining

Even the best of friends cannot attend each other’s funeral. ~ Kehlog Albran  

Now is the time for all good men to come to. ~ Walt Kelly  

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living.  The world owes you nothing.  It was here first. ~ Mark Twain  +

Acquaintance, n.:  A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. ~ Ambrose Bierce  

The quality of a champagne is judged by the amount of noise the cork makes when it is popped.  

Show me the books he loves and I shall know the man far better than through mortal friends. ~ S. Weir Mitchell  

Even in the presence of others he was completely alone. ~ Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance  

It is a most mortifying reflection for a man to consider what he has done, compared to what he might have done. ~ Samuel Johnson  

The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up. ~ Harold R. McAlindon

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else do it wrong without comment. ~ Theodore H. White    ++  

Some people approach every problem with an open mouth. ~ Adlai Stevenson  

Love thy neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. ~ Louise Beal  

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. ~ Andy Rooney  

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. ~ George Bernard Shaw  

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. ~ Thomas Jefferson  

Which is it; is man one of God’s blunders or is God one of man’s? ~ Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche  

You can choose a ready guide In some celestial voice If you choose not to decide You still have made a choice You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill I will choose a path that’s clear I will chose free will.   RUSH, Free Will  

Money often costs too much. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson  

Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so. ~ Bertrand Russell