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Day December 19, 2011

Most husbands become interested in politics. In fact, many of them are already the minority leader in their house.  

The most difficult arithmetic to master is the art of counting our blessings.  

The dollar has dropped in value–but there’s no need to worry until some country turns down our foreign aid.  

The older generation thought nothing of getting up at 5am. The younger generation doesn’t think much of it either.  

Sometimes I feel like I’m only ankle deep in the gene pool.  

Can a first cousin, once removed, return?  

Cemetery (n):  A marble orchard not to be taken for granite.  

Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion?  

The truth is out there?  Anyone know the URL?

Theory of relativity: If you go back far enough, we’re all related.  

When your mind goes blank, don’t forget to turn off the sound.  

When you have the Energy and the Money, you haven’t got the Time! When you have the Energy and the Time, you haven’t got the Money! When you have the Money and the Time, you haven’t got the Energy!  

Ulcers are something you get from mountain climbing over molehills. ~ Anonymous

We have stopped being fishers of men and we are now the keepers of the aquarium. ~ (variously attributed)  

Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time. ~ Haruki Murakami