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Day December 11, 2011

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. ~ Peter Drucker  

Remember that in giving any reason at all for refusing, you lay some foundation for a future request. ~ Sir Arthur Helps  

At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgment. ~ Benjamin Franklin  

Something tells me that they probably screwed up and named Murphy’s Law after the wrong guy. ~ Doug Finney  

Society exists for the benefit of its members, not the members for the benefit of society. ~ Herbert Spencer

Bad decisions make good stories.

LOL has gone from meaning “Laugh Out Loud” to “I have nothing else to say.”  

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?  

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.  

Circular arguments often make the rounds.  

Happiness is the place between too little and too much.

Love doesn’t really make the world go round, but it makes the ride worthwhile.

It’s good to question authority, but not mine.

How to Smile Daily

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.  See if they slow down.   2. On all your check stubs, write “For Marijuana.”   ++   3. Skip down the street rather than walk, and see how many looks you get.   4. Order […]