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Day December 3, 2011

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. ~ Stendhal  

Music soothes the savage beast…unless it’s polka.  

If things get any worse, I’ll have to ask you to stop helping me.  

Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.    ++  

It’s hard to soar like an eagle when you’re working with turkeys. ~ Jerry Dey

85% of the worlds work is done by people who don’t feel very well. ~ Winston Churchill    ++  

Stop Global Whining

Even the best of friends cannot attend each other’s funeral. ~ Kehlog Albran  

Now is the time for all good men to come to. ~ Walt Kelly  

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living.  The world owes you nothing.  It was here first. ~ Mark Twain  +

Acquaintance, n.:  A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. ~ Ambrose Bierce  

The quality of a champagne is judged by the amount of noise the cork makes when it is popped.  

Show me the books he loves and I shall know the man far better than through mortal friends. ~ S. Weir Mitchell  

Even in the presence of others he was completely alone. ~ Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance  

It is a most mortifying reflection for a man to consider what he has done, compared to what he might have done. ~ Samuel Johnson  

The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up. ~ Harold R. McAlindon

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else do it wrong without comment. ~ Theodore H. White    ++  

Some people approach every problem with an open mouth. ~ Adlai Stevenson  

Love thy neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. ~ Louise Beal  

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. ~ Andy Rooney  

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. ~ George Bernard Shaw  

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. ~ Thomas Jefferson  

Which is it; is man one of God’s blunders or is God one of man’s? ~ Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche  

You can choose a ready guide In some celestial voice If you choose not to decide You still have made a choice You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill I will choose a path that’s clear I will chose free will.   RUSH, Free Will  

Money often costs too much. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson  

Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so. ~ Bertrand Russell