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Day November 13, 2011

Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.  

If you don’t have a sense of humor, you probably don’t have any sense at all.  

How much wind could a windbreaker break if a windbreaker could break wind?  

You have to make money first in order to make money last.  

If I knew then what I know now, I’d know more now.  

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger then the brain cell it occupied. ~ Arnold Glasgow  

A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.  

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Life is full of disappointments, and I’m full of life!  

It is not the function of the government to keep the citizen from falling into error; it is the function of the citizen to keep the government from falling into error. ~ United States Supreme Court  

Warning:  Some ideologies on the Net are smaller than they appear. ~ Seth Finkelstein  

We don’t have to change friends if we understand that friends change.  

Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result.  Tears will get you sympathy.  Sweat will get you results. ~ Jesse Jackson  

The only thing worse than a man you can’t control is a man you can. ~  Margo Kaufman