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Day November 1, 2011

Deus, dona mihi firmitatem.  

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we’re gonna be dizzy and we’re gonna make mistakes. ~ Mel Brooks  

This used to be a government of checks and balances.  Now it’s all checks and no balances. ~ Gracie Allen  

I don’t want to own anything that won’t fit into my coffin. ~ Fred Allen  

To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.  

Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls. ~ Groucho Marx  

You know our education system has problems when Hallmark comes out with a new line of “Easy-to-Read” graduation cards.  

I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.  

Sometimes I feel old enough to be my own father.  

I am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.  

Laughing stock:  cattle with a sense of humor.  

If you go looking for a friend, you’re going to find they’re very scarce.  If you go out to be a friend, you’ll find them everywhere. ~ Zig Ziglar