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Day October 11, 2011

Women’s creed:  Men are like linoleum.  If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for 20 years. ~ Anonymous  

Camouflage Condoms:   So they won’t see you coming.  

It is an open question whether any behavior based on fear of eternal punishment can be regarded as ethical or should be regarded as merely cowardly. ~ Margaret Mead  

Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. ~ C. S. Lewis  

When does a woman care for a man’s company? When he owns it.  

You shouldn’t compare yourself to others–they are more screwed up than you think. ~ Anonymous

I love being married.  I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. ~ Brian Kiley

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. ~ Robin Williams  

Countries are making nuclear weapons like there is no tomorrow. ~ Emo Philips

You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother. ~ Albert Einstein  

Always be sincere.  Even if you don’t mean it. ~ Harry S. Truman