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Day September 24, 2011

It can take a surprisingly long time to get from one part of my mind to another. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant  

Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant  

What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?  Snowballs.  

How can I be sure I’ve succeeded if I can’t remember what I was trying to do? ~ Ashleigh Brilliant   

You can lead people to knowledge but you can’t make them think. ~  Chicago Tribune  

Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I’m not living. ~ Jonathan Safran Foer  

I felt suddenly shy. I was not used to shy.  I was used to shame.  Shyness is when you turn your head away from something you want.  Shame is when you turn your head away from something you do not want. ~ Jonathan Safran Foer  

It isn’t the load that breaks us down, it’s the way we carry it.  

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.  Most of us have gears we never use. ~ Charles Schulz  

If you do not change direction, you may end up where you are heading!

If hunger is not the problem, then food is not the answer.  

Nothing is more painful than regret.  

Jesus can walk on water. Humans are 65% water. I can walk on humans. I am 65% Jesus. (thanks Nicole Valen)

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. ~ Marilyn Monroe  

I don’t know why they call them Cheerios; I ate an entire box and didn’t feel any happier!  ~ Neil Leckman  

If I have multiple personalities, will I taste better to a zombie, or is the effort simply wasted?  I’ve talked it over with myself, and neither of us could agree if that is true or not! ~ Neil Leckman    

I have my moments; I just can’t remember where I put them. ~ Neil Leckman  

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. ~ Mother Teresa  

Capability is its own motivation.  

One day everything will be all right, that is our hope.  Everything is OK today, that is our illusion. ~ Voltaire  

Bad breath is better than no breath at all.  

Opportunity dances with those already on the dance floor. ~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr  

Remember that the happiest people are not those getting more, but those giving more. ~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.  

I have come to believe that a great teacher is a great artist and that there are as few as there are any other great artists. Teaching might even be the greatest of the arts since the medium is the human mind and spirit. ~  John Steinbeck