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Day August 21, 2011

The older I get, the better I was.  

It’s not who you know, it’s who knows you.

Pitch or get off the mound.  

Whoever is in charge of making sure I don’t do dumb stuff is fired.  

Did you know that humans are the only species to go out of our way to obtain milk after we’ve been weaned? I think that’s because we were the only species with cookies.  

Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.  

How do we not have lightsabers yet?  Its like scientists aren’t even trying.  

You never realize how weird your family is until you start to describe them to someone else.  

A buffet is where you find out what kind of person you really are.  

Apparently,  cluelessness is a sign of stupidity.  I had no idea.

I imagine that in some cultures, I would be considered successful.  Hey—it’s MY imagination…  

Change your profile picture to your favorite moon of the planet Jupiter to help fight childhood obesity amongst cats. Copy and paste to spread the word.  

Just once I’d like to learn something the easy way.  

I have a lot of growing up to do.  I realized that the other day while inside my fort.  

No matter how little I do in a day…I always feel like I could have done less.  

Getting old is like a haunted house. There are sounds and smells that can’t be explained.  

I danced like no one was watching. Court date is pending…  

‎Two words have opened a lot of doors for me…Push and Pull.  

We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

We must remember that in time of war what is said on the enemy’s side of the front is always propaganda and what is said on our side of the front is truth and righteousness, the cause of humanity and a crusade for peace. ~ Walter Lippmann  

If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.  

Get your mind out of the gutter–it’s blocking my view.  

Sometimes I imagine conversations that I know we would have had.  

A miss is as good as a mr.  

Must the citizen ever for a moment, or in the least degree, resign his conscience to the legislator? Why has every man a conscience, then? I think that we should be men first, and subjects afterward. It is not desirable to cultivate a respect for the law, so much as for the right. ~ Henry David […]

The truth can be bitter medicine.  Lies can be sweet poison.