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Day August 17, 2011

Sometimes it seems I spend half my life just breathing in.  

Someday, I’d like to take a train across the country…but they never leave the keys in them.  

The only advantage to living in the past is that the rents are much cheaper! ~ Alfred E. Neuman  

Most people are so lazy, they don’t even exercise good judgement! ~ Alfred E. Neuman  

Prison inmates are treated to cable TV, hot meals and a college education, while on the outside some people can only afford these things through a life of crime! ~ Alfred E. Neuman  

Medical insurance is what allows people to be ill at ease! ~ Alfred E. Neuman  

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. ~ Henry David Thoreau  

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. ~ Sessue Hiyakawa

Life’s a bleach and then you dye.

Life with men is like a deck of cards.  You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury them.  

Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend on us. We are not the only experiment. ~ R. Buckminster Fuller  

Aim to please. Shoot to kill.