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He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved and merely hoped that there wasn’t an afterlife. ~ Douglas Adams  

Fortune tellers write séance fiction.  

6, uh… something, something… ~  The number of The Blonde Beast

A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.  

I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom. ~ Nick Faldo

The truth is a precious commodity. That’s why I use it so sparingly. ~ Mark Twain  

I’m lost but I’m making good time. ~ Yogi Berra