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Day July 2, 2011

There are no traffic jams in the second mile. ~ Anonymous  

There’s always a period of curious fear between the first sweet-smelling breeze and the time when the rain comes cracking down. ~ Don Delillo

You don’t have to hold on to the pain, to hold on to the memory. ~ Janet Jackson  

If pain could have cured us we should long ago have been saved. ~ George Santayana  

Only the guy who isn’t rowing has time to rock the boat. ~ Jean Paul Sartre  

Do not choose to be wrong for the sake of being different. ~ Samuel Lord  

Art is either plagiarism or revolution. ~ Paul Gaugin  

Since it is God’s nature to make something out of nothing, we must become nothing before God will make something out of us. ~ Martin Luther  

In life as in golf it is the follow through that makes the difference. ~ Kin Hubbard  

In times of rapid change, experience could be your worst enemy. ~ J. Paul Getty  

Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscripti catapultas habebunt. ~ (Latin:  When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults.)  

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?”

Vocabularian:  A person who makes up new words.  

Tomorrow:  One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.  ++  

Your might be a redneck if reading a sign that says “Say No To Crack!” reminds you to pull up your jeans. ~ Attributed to Jeff Foxworthy

Your might be a redneck if  your dog and your wallet are both on chains. ~ Attributed to Jeff Foxworthy  

Your might be a redneck if  you’ve ever financed a tattoo. ~ Attributed to Jeff Foxworthy

Your might be a redneck if  you think a Volvo is part of a woman’s anatomy. ~ Attributed to Jeff Foxworthy  

Your might be a redneck if  you think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader. ~ Attributed to Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if  you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland. ~ Attributed to Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your family tree doesn’t fork.  ~ Attributed to Jeff Foxworthy  

You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment. ~ Attributed to Jeff Foxworthy