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Day July 1, 2011

What you do speaks so loud, I cannot hear what you say. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson  

A room without books is like a body without a soul. ~ Cicero  

Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions and great wizards of emerald cities, I find it hard to believe there is no paperwork involved when your house lands on a witch. ~ Dave James

Don’t give me songs, give me something to sing about! ~ Joss Whedon

Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck. ~ Joss Whedon  

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn’t change one word. The word they didn’t change was on page 87.  ~ Steve Martin  

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. ~ Rita Rudner  

I have a map of the United States… actual size.  It says, “Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile.”  I spent last summer folding it.  People ask me where I live, and I say, “E6″.  ~ Steven Wright  

Why do ballerinas stand on their tiptoes? Why don’t they just get taller women? ~ Steven Wright  

Sometimes we deny being worthy of praise, hoping to generate an argument we would be pleased to lose. ~  Cullen Hightower  

Saying what we think gives a wider range of conversation than saying what we know. ~ Cullen Hightower  

People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what they’ve done. ~ Cullen Hightower  

There’s always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little–and it’s always somebody else. ~ Cullen Hightower  

A true measure of your worth includes all the benefits others have gained from your success. ~ Cullen Hightower  

The great aim of education is not knowledge, but action. ~ Herbert Spencer