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You will not be given any more straw yet you must produce your full quota of bricks. ~ Bible, Exodus 5:18

My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle. ~ Mal Reynolds

Just because the message may never be received does not mean it is not worth sending. ~ Anonymous

‘Carpe Diem’ does not mean ‘fish of the day.’  

Gun Control isn’t about guns.  It’s about control. Theirs.  

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.  

I used to be “with it,” but then they changed what “it” was; now what I’m “with” isn’t “it.” ~ Anonymous  

Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot.  In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. ~ Oscar Wilde  

Life is all about ass.  You’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it or trying to get a piece of it. ~ Anonymous  

Consistency is the final refuge of the unimaginative. ~ Oscar Wilde  

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?   ++  

Fortunate is he for whom the belle toils.  

You have two brains, the left and the right, like all normal people. But the problem is: in your left brain, there is nothing right and in your right brain, there is nothing left.

Keep Earth clean, it’s not Uranus.  

I was feeling a little off today, but my wife turned me on.  

My wife has a black belt in shopping.  

God gives us faces; we create our own expressions.  

God doesn’t discriminate … only religions do.  

For good or ill, your conversation is your advertisement.  Every time you open your mouth you let the people look into your mind. ~ Bruce Barton  

Forget yourself when with others and others will not forget you.  

Forbidden fruit creates many jams.  

Flirtation:  attention without intention.  

Every truth has two sides; it is well to look at both, before we commit ourselves to either. ~ Aesop  

Laughter is like changing a baby’s diaper.  It doesn’t permanently solve any problems, but it makes thing more acceptable for awhile.

An adolescent is a person who acts like a baby when they aren’t treated like an adult.  ++  

Love has reasons that reason knows nothing of. ~ Blaise Pascal  

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. ~ Oprah Winfrey  

The fact that I’m an idiot doesn’t mean that I’m not smarter than you.  

I’m not getting paid much for staying alive but it’s good experience.  

I’m sorry for not communicating, but sometimes it’s very hard to write on a moving planet.  

I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must be from you.  

Help improve my appearance; I’m much better-looking when I’ve been hugged.  

We must have courage, faith, and lunch together sometime soon.  

We’ve been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.  

Sometimes I make a mental note, but then forget where I put it.  

Never regret anything that once made you smile. ~ Amber Deckers

Never resist a mad impulse to do something nice.

Think of me as someone who is very often thinking of you.  

Just because I’m happy doesn’t mean you couldn’t make me happier.  

Correct me if I’m wrong, at your own risk.  

I have you, you have me:  at least one of us is lucky.  

Abandon all hope, ye who press ENTER here. ~ Anonymous  

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. ~ Joseph Campbell  

Don’t ever take a fence down until you know the reason it was put up. ~ G.K. Chesterton  

I really hate this damn machine, I wish that they would sell it. It never does just what I want, But only what I tell it. ~ Anonymous  

By doing just a little every day, you can gradually let the task completely overwhelm you. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant  

Ability will never catch up with the demand for it. ~ Malcolm Forbes  

An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous. ~ Henry Ford  

Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it. ~ Mark Twain

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. ~ Oscar Wilde