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Day May 24, 2011

Even if we accept, as the basic tenet of true democracy, that one moron is equal to one genius, is it necessary to go a further step and hold that two morons are better than one genius? ~ Leó Szilárd  

Women who are not vain about their clothes are often vain about not being vain about their clothes.  

There’s a sucker born again every minute.  

All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterwards that’s the tricky part.  ~ Anonymous

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. ~ Countess of Blessington  

Most people ask for happiness on condition. Happiness can only be felt if you don’t set any condition. ~ Arthur Rubinstein  

Wondering why Facebook bothers to give me the option of “liking” my own comment.  Of course I like my own comments.  I’m awesome..  

Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.  

If you ever get caught sleeping on the job, slowly raise your head and say “…in Jesus’ name, amen.”  

No matter what your Chinese symbol tattoo says, I’m going to assume the translation is:  Please think I’m cool.  

Can you grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars?  

Many would rather check their Facebook than face their checkbook.  

I believe that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free.  

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.  

People who live in stone houses shouldn’t throw glasses.