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Day May 17, 2011

The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life.  I do not mean that if you are good you will be happy; I mean that if you are happy you will be good. ~ Bertrand Russell  

What do you call a bunch of morons standing on a corner eating apples, drinking Tab, and singing songs? The moron Tab-n-apple choir.  

Death and taxes are inevitable, but at least death doesn’t get worse every year. ~ Erwin Griswold [paraphrased]  

Advice to worms:  Sleep late.  

A wink is an optical allusion.  

A toast to the kisses you’ve snatched and vice-versa. ~ Anonymous  

A flying saucer occurs when a nudist spills his coffee. ~ Anonymous  

People of character do the right thing, not because they think it will change the world but because they refuse to be changed by the world. ~ Michael Josephson  

When one has not had a good father, one must create one. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche  

The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother’s always a democrat. ~ Robert Frost  

In peace the sons bury their fathers, but in war the fathers bury their sons. ~ Croesus  

All change is not growth, as all movement is not forward. ~ Ellen Glasgow