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Day May 12, 2011

When you dance, your purpose is not to get to a certain place on the floor.  It’s to enjoy each step along the way. ~ Wayne Dyer  

If you can’t cope, get stronger! ~  Falline Danforth  

You have to stop listening in categories.  The music is either good or it’s bad. ~ Duke Ellington

After you stop believing in Santa Claus, all you get is underwear. ~ Anonymous  

My greatest fear in life is that no one will remember me once I die. ~  Some dead guy  

Memory is like an orgasm.  It’s a lot better if you don’t have to fake it. ~ Seymour Cray  

McFee’s Maxim:  Matter can neither be created nor destroyed.  However, it can be lost.  

I’ll pretend like there’s something witty here and you pretend you laughed at it.

The Leprechaun Law:  When you reach the end of the rainbow, you will find that the pot of gold is at the other end.  

When a customer nods his head while I’m making a sales presentation, I wake him up. ~ Dave Matthews  

All men are mortal.  Socrates was mortal.  Therefore, all men are Socrates. ~ Woody Allen  

There’s a lot to be said for not saying a lot.  

If the Aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it. ~ Stanley Garn  

Life would be much simpler and things would get done much faster if it weren’t for other people. ~ Anonymous

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. ~ Lao Tzu