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Day May 6, 2011

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men.  No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. ~ Elbert Hubbard  

Responsibilities gravitate to the person who can shoulder them. ~ Elbert Hubbard  

You know, I really have to hand it to short people.  No, I really do; they’re too short to reach stuff…  

You know you’re getting old when you think an XBOX is where you keep your divorce papers.

Sometimes I just have to ask myself, “What would a competent person do in this situation?”

I always mean what I say, but I don’t always mean to say it out loud.

The only appropriate time to yell out “I HAVE DIARRHEA!” is when you’re playing Scrabble.  Because it’s worth a lot of points.  

Things in my life are finally starting to click…Like my elbows, my knees, my feet, etc.