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Day May 1, 2011

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ~ Robert A. Heinlein  

If at first you don’t succeed, try again.  Then quit.  There’s no use being a damn fool about it. ~ W.C. Fields  

Start every day with a smile and get it over with. ~ W.C. Fields  

They’ve finally come up with the perfect office computer.  If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. ~ Milton Berle  

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you’re not ‘professional’ any more. ~ Jeff Foxworthy  

He had a mind so fine that no idea could violate it. ~ T. S. Eliot  

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. ~ Samuel Butler  

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever. ~ Don Marquis    ++  

There is nothing so pitiful as a young cynic because he has gone from knowing nothing to believing nothing. ~ Maya Angelou    ++  

Any book that helps a child to form a habit of reading, to make reading one of his deep and continuing needs, is good for him. ~ Maya Angelou    ++  

What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary. ~ Richard Harkness    

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actors Orphanage, he shot both his parents and moved in. ~ Bob Hope  

Why, I’d horse-whip you if I had a horse. ~  Groucho Marx  

We’d like to keep you around next year, son, but were trying to win a pennant. ~ Casey Stengel  

Love:  two vowels, two consonants, two fools.

You sound reasonable…time to up the medication.

Ahhh…I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again…

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.