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Day April 20, 2011

…and I wonder during these days how God felt when He lost His son. ~ Kyle Matthews

It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work. ~ William Faulkner  

I’m so old they’ve canceled my blood type. ~ Bob Hope    ++  

Money is just the poor man’s credit card. ~ Marshall McLuhan  

Achievement brings its own anticlimax. ~ Maya Angelou  

Age considers; youth ventures. ~ Rabindranath Tagore  

Living with a saint is more grueling than being one. ~ Christian Nestell Bovee    ++  

Good men have the fewest fears.  He has but one great fear who fears to do wrong; he has a thousand who has overcome it. ~ Christian Nestell Bovee  

Television:  A three- to four- to five-hour experience with nothingness. ~ Frederic Glezer  

A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary. ~ Thomas Caruthers    ++  

I see your IQ test results were negative.  ++  

Vermont, admitted as the 14th state in 1791, was the 1st addition to the original 13 colonies.  Wyoming was the first state to allow women to vote.  

A fetus acquires fingerprints at the age of three months.  

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. ~ John W. Whitehead    ++  

I just heard the government is putting an extra 40% tax on aspirin because it’s white and it works. ~ Anonymous  

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. ~ E. B. White    ++  

I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day. ~ E. B. White  

Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car. ~ E. B. White     ++  

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. ~ E. B. White  

Be obscure clearly. ~ E. B. White