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Day April 12, 2011

A hypochondriac’s life is a bed of neuroses.  

Money isn’t everything, but poverty is absolutely nothing.  

The shepherd drives the wolf from the sheep’s throat, for which the sheep thanks the shepherd as his liberator, while the wolf denounces him for the same act as the destroyer of liberty. ~ Abraham Lincoln  

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. ~ Rita Rudner ++

Think I may have embarrassed my wife.  She asked what was my favorite toiletry and I told her Reader’s Digest. ~ Dave Matthews